Tarot & Tea & Karma & the Kardashians - feb 23rd weekend

I know. I KNOW, babes. We knew what was coming and, still, I don't think any of us was ready for the latest Full Moon. 🌕 Good sis, Khloe-Kardashian, and who shall not be named Smollett weren't the only big reveals of the week. I know!

How are y'all holding up tho? I rarely am this... dramatic (lies - I tend to be an over dramatic bitch 👄), but I KNOW that the Stars have been influencing our paths in a more 50-Shades-of-Fucked-Up way lately. Specially us, Air & Water signs. I am a libra (in both Sun and Rising) and my Moon is in Cancer (like Khloe) so yes, I was dragged through the pits mercilessly by the Universe these past 24 months, as well.

And yes, bitches. I will say it, cause someone needs to: it was karma. It was a well-needed cosmic slap in the face/fall from grace/kick in the butt a lot of us needed. Y'all can listen to your good sis Miguel or keep fighting the Universe. I know, for a fact, that I am not willing to go through 2017/2018 all over again. If only we payed a little more attention to our birth charts and the stars ✨🚀🌙 perhaps a lot of things would make more sense. I am all for pain being a teacher and a healer in his own way, but unnecessary pain is... well duh! unnecessary. You were put on this earth to grow and be happy, baby. 🌹 No need to be a martyr. 🥀 It's okay if you're a little defensive (and catty and psycho) at the moment, though.

I am sending you all (not only fellow-Cancerian Khloe!) lots of white-light-healing energy, patience, pink love and, at last, peace, my loves. You ALL deserve it. We all do. I promise you, to whoever out there is reading this and with whom these words have resonated, that that hope you are holding to exists because INDEED: good times (THE GOOD FUCKING TIMES YOU DESERVE) are coming. And they are coming VERY VERY SOON.

THE GOOD NEWS... 🔥🔥🔥

YES. 🔥☄️🦅 From the ashes, baby. So as I said, mother Moon was merciless. (who do you think we got it from, anyways? 🌚) And YET somehow, here we are! Skinnier 💋, wiser 💋, stronger 💋, sassier 💋, freer 💋, happier 💋 and healthier 💋 than ever, BITCH. But specially WISER!!!! Our third eyes 👁 are MORE OPEN THAN EVER (btw thanks for that Pisces ♓️ you sarcastic, wicked, know-it-all!). We received the truths and clarity we needed. Period. THANK U, NEXT.

this weekend's Tarot forecast.

OVERALL WEEKEND THEME: THE HANGED MAN 👨🏽‍🦳

spirituality, hiatus, life suspended, psychic and prophetic powers.

After the crazy intense week that we‘ve had (thanks again for the exposed truths, #fullmoon 🌝), this weekend is a gift from #Venus 💞 for us to enjoy and take it easy. Whether it be on a night out with your best girlfriends 🥂 or a hot date 🔥 with some random daddy from Tinder 🌚 these days are just for us to enjoy, relax, recharge, heal, #forgive and meditate. #TheHangedMan represents you (or the universe) putting your life on hold for a second. Something GLORIOUS is in the works. Be patient. Trust (and work) your intuition, and channeling your emotions in healthy ways. Get ready for this wise young man to keep showing up on your readings through the next months, by the way.

Saturday 23rd ☄️: THE PAGE OF WANDS

WOOOF! Fire energy. So I actually got back home around 4 in the AM today 🌚 cause without knowing I was already channeling the adventurous and passionate #PageOfWands's 🔥attraction, beauty, courage, enthusiasm, fire, desire. I insist that today is a great day to have safe (and rough and wild and sticky) sex! It’s #Saturn day after all! Also get ready for the return of an old friend. Whether it’d be through a phone call, a text. You’ll get it when it happens. Enjoy ♥️.

Sunday 24th 🍷: 9 OF CUPS (REVERSED)

DANG! Ok so it’s all good with taking some time off and relaxing with our girls and wearing tiny clothes around town even though it’s freezing cause we’re about that life, BUT the #9ofCups reversed warns us all clearly about THE DANGERS OF #OVERINDULGENCE. I don’t feel that this is connected to my previous message of being independent and strong bad witches who use men for their own pleasure, but to being careful with the false believe that everything will just work out. Yes, the universe has big plans for you. You can already feel it. I keep saying March and April will be GLORIOUS. But you also need to do the work in the 3D/material world. This is not the time to rest on your laurels. Keep working on that big dream of yours, for my angels tell me your angels are working HARD to make it a reality for you VERY PRONTO! #sashayaway to that ugly fear and lazinesss

Enjoy THE weekend and...

💌 PS. cannot wait to record (and post) March's (EHEM FIRE ARIES SEASON AND SPRING EQUINOX!!!!) tarot forecasts later this weekend.

💌 ALSO PS. I uploaded this photo cause I felt like lots of us needed to be reminded.

And a bonus cause there is no such thing as too much positivity, fellowship or support.

💌 ONE LAST PS. Forgive, heal, never forget and open your arms for what's coming, babes. You are not only about to start the romance a lifetime, but that big crazy business/project that's been in your head for a while now it's also about to become a reality. You will get them at the same perfect time, the perfect place, surrounded by the perfect people (this is why SO MANY LIFE-SUCKING ZOMBIES NEEDED TO BE REMOVED FROM OUR LIVES! PAINFUL IN SOME CASES, BUT NEEDED!!! Imagine otherwise bringing all that bad juju from negative and jealous, and lying, and cheating, etc. etc. Nancies into your brand new life with your brand new man) Btw lots of y'all already know this Prince Charming person so it won't really be a new man, but he will feel BRAND NEW! DANG! 👄

love always,

Miguel 💋

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